Sarcasm Failz

And so! Nee-chan said she took this from a friend and tagged anyone who wants to do it.
Like me!
Yay!

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Lying is bad

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: You must've never seen a mirror...and an English teacher

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: I don't

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Thingy? Are you still in preschool?

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: You mean albums that never sell?

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: I know you're delusional.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Um, can you move to the side? You're obscuring the view.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: you're bad and I despise types like you.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Even if I was rich, I'd rather ride with a cow

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: And I'm smart; I can turn the situation around.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: I think you're nuts

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: No, I don't feel like giving it to you

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: I'd rather you disappear from my sight for an eternity

4) What do you like about me?
YR: That period of time when you don't disturb me.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I wonder what mental illness you have.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hmm...I don't see any female dogs around here.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: You smell like you're made of shit...and look like it too.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Ever heard of a mirror?

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: I bet you'd lag so much I wouldn't even see you an hour after I get to the end.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: reciting for a play?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: What in all hell gave you that idea?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: If we're going the same way.

4) Please call me...
YR: Waste of my phone bill

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: Take aspirins.

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Heard that one a million times already.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: Let me guess, changed to the worst?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Just 50%? *leaves*

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: If you write me a thesis on why this is good, I'll consider

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Yeaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
I'm not so mean am I?
I'm a really, really nice person~
*grins*
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I had fun doing this one.